Hi, I’m Jamie.
I write about the toys I actually use, and I only recommend things I’d hand to a friend. Affiliate links keep the lights on but don’t decide what shows up here.
Latest reviews
Two brands you graduate to: Doxy and Hismith
When the Magic Wand stopped feeling like enough and I got curious what hands-free actually meant — these are the two brands that answered each question, and what the first try was like.
My honest take on the We-Vibe Chorus after a month
I expected another "couples" toy that really meant "solo toy with two motors." A month of actually using it changed my mind — here’s how that went.
Best quiet vibes for thin walls
Living somewhere with paper walls changed which toys I actually reach for. These are the ones that passed the "can my neighbor hear this" test.
How to pick your first stroker (without buying a $300 mistake)
A girlfriend’s field notes: what I expected him to like, what he actually reached for, and the gap between those two things over three years.
The Lelo Sona 2 lives up to the hype (and I usually hate hype)
I dismissed air-pulse toys for years as marketing nonsense. Then I actually used one. Here’s the before-and-after, honestly.
A starter guide to anal play (revisited)
The version I’d hand a friend — including what I expected the first time, what actually happened, and the one thing that makes or breaks it.
Featured picks
We-Vibe Chorus
A couples vibrator you wear during sex. Squeeze-responsive intensity, app-controllable.
B-Vibe Snug Plug 2
Weighted, wearable plug designed for long-wear comfort. The "go-to" plug recommendation.
Fleshlight Pink Lady
The original. Still the benchmark. Discreet outer case, signature SuperSkin sleeve.
Womanizer Premium 2
Twelve intensity levels and a smart silence mode that pauses when the toy isn’t against you.
Lelo Sona 2
Air-pulse clitoral stimulator. Sonic waves instead of contact vibration. Lives up to the hype.