Crave Vesper

Crave Vesper

PinkCherry · $79 · 4.3/5

A vibrator that doubles as a stainless-steel necklace. Yes, really.

My take

The Vesper is the most committed I've ever seen a brand to the "discreet" angle. It's a stainless steel pendant necklace that is also a functional bullet vibrator. You can wear it. People have worn this on red carpets. (Look it up.)

As a piece of jewelry, it looks like a piece of jewelry. As a vibrator, it's… fine. It's a small bullet with three speeds, USB-charged, and the vibration is more buzz than rumble. You're not buying this because it's the best toy you'll own — you're buying it because it solves the problem of "I want one I can travel with that, if found, looks like a necklace."

Travel-friendly is the whole pitch. If you fly a lot or live somewhere where "something obvious in a drawer" is a problem, the Vesper makes a lot of sense. Otherwise, the Tango X gives you more for similar money.

What I liked
  • Travel-friendly
  • Genuinely pretty
  • USB rechargeable
What I didn’t
  • Buzz over rumble
  • Not for power chasers

If you want to look it up, here’s the cleanest place to find it:

See Crave Vesper at PinkCherry

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